"Mysteries of Data Pool 3 give Rupert Murdoch a whole new headache" The Guardian

News International must feel quite defeated,
Just when they felt all the sh*t had been secreted.
They may be in for a shock
For found in the vaults of Murdoch
There are millions of emails thought deleted.

"My marriage is over...I'm so ashamed" The Mirror

There's a woman called Andrea McLean
Who's getting divorced, apparently again
It's on The Mirror's front page
Which in this Leveson age,
Confirms over real news they'll print the mundane